oliver is going crazy
fred my love
help
what
this random amongusser replied to his tweet
and now they're like
going batshit crazy
who
the sexy one
death or something
corpse?
yes him
oliver refers to him as the only strands guy
i told him to breathe for a moment and he did not because he's freaking out over the fact corpse has knowledge of their existence
ok.
what do i do
tell him to stream egirls are ruining my life
what is that
should i be worried
is that another one of those youtubers songs
im listening to it brb
turn your volume down
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY WAS THAT KINDA....
shit idk corpse or anything but he can choke me like he hates me
what have i done
this is right up my alley 🎳
did you just use a bowling emoji
what
it popped up in my recommendations when i typed alley 🎳
so i put it there
i think it looks nice i'll use it more often
whatever makes you happy
if i made you a playlist full of taylor swift songs i think you'd like would you listen to it
maybe
so yes?
i guess
i AM ON IT
what type of music do you listen to
im not telling you
surprise me
well now that's not fair.
love songs??
country music??
are you a sucker for a good breakup song
sometimes
have you ever had your heart broken???
were you a forgotten middle child with perfectionism issues??
uh yes and no
oh no he's brocken
😓
emo bart simpson moment
omg
my best girlfriend
i sound like a middle aged woman
anyway
her ex boyfriend is so funny he posted a tiktok about her and how in love with her he was and then when they broke up he duetted it with a bart simpson edit and said "she left me"
and now i'll never be able to look at ol barty the same
who
ASKED 🤣🤣🤣
you can't play the player freddy
fuck
YOU ARE READING
22 - corpse husband ✓
FanfictionIN WHICH he accidentally texts the wrong number.... "i'm 22, like that taylor swift song." "gross." - started: october 25th, 2021 finished: march 19th, 2022 as a warning, the formatting is messed up in some places bc of the wattpad mobile interface...
