you haven't texted me in like 3 days and im starting to get concerned
aw fred cares <3
BUT IT'S BC IVE BEEN IN THE CLASSROOM
THEY PUT ME IN THE MF CLASSROOM!!!!!!
very cool alex
i was just making sure you weren't dead
i have work now bye
you give off hitman vibes
omg are you going to kill me
actually scratch that
please run me over with a car
i will say thank you
and pay for your car damages
you're probably sexy
ok
where do you live
don't leave me on read
i know you have work but you can't just leave me
why would i tell you where i live
i haven't even told you my name
your name is fred and my name is alex
i live in cumtown
you should join me ;)
that was not as clever as you think it was
and my name is still not fred
it starts with a c
OUUU I GET TO GUESS?????????????
okay
no pressure
christopher
connor
craig
omg is your name craig
callum
i love that name
um
no
my name isn't craig
i bet it is
im out of names
it's not a basic white boy name
i think i'd kill myself if my name was connor
me too
i knew a guy named connor
i had a crush on him and then he sent me a picture of himself in a confederate flag hat, and i didn't know what that was until years later and im still traumatized
wow
okay i have to get back to work
what do you do for work
i play video games
and
just talk really
IS YOUR VOICE SEXY????
yeah
that makes sense
we should call.
i want to hear your voice
sure
i wasn't expecting a yes tbh
CALL ME AFTER YOU GET OFF WORK
PLS
ok
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