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Percy vs Hercules

Hercules: Yup, I'm a demigod. Child of the big three.

Percy: Oh yeah? Me too!

Hercules: When I was a baby, I strangled snakes with my bare hands.

Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mom freaked when I did that.

Hercules: I also fought the Nemean Lion.

Percy: No way, same! I was what, fourteen?

Hercules: I've fought the Hydra.

Percy: Dude, same. Though I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.

Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer.

Percy: Oh my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing.

Hercules: Oh, well...uh...I fought this massive boar once.

Percy: I think I fought its girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I defeated Kronos.

Hercules: *sweats nervously* this one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for a thousand years.

Percy: Riiiiiiiight. I heated you had a nymph help you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eyebrow*

Hercules: I--

Percy: Dude I could go all day.

Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS.

Percy: Been there.

Hercules: The Minotaur--

Percy: Done that. I was twelve.

Hercules: I...uhh...I've been to the underworld and back!!

Percy: Man I am sooo sick of that place, I've been like four times.

Hercules: Well....I....*breathing heavy*

Percy: We done here?

Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY!

Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I like this girl...

Hercules: *jumps in river Styx*

Percy wins!!!!