27. When they win the lottery

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Aires: BROOOOOO-

Taurus: *Grabs check and runs to the mall*

Gemini: What do I do with all the money...?

Cancer: I didn't enter the lottery... WAIT- AM I ON THE SHOW "WHAT WOULD YOU DO?"

Leo: *Googles "How to take a money bath"*

Virgo: Where's the nearest bookstore?

Libra: GAMESTOP HERE I COME-

Scorpio: Quit lying.

Sagittarius: I'm going to Tokyo now, bye.

Capricorn: Imagine all the drugs- I mean clothes I can buy.

Aquarius: Can I go to Gamestop too?

Pisces: HAMILTON TICKETS, HERE I COME!

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