32. When they all bake

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Aires: OK HOW THE FUCK DO YOU READ THIS SHIT *is holding the instructions upside down*

Taurus: *starts to choke on food*

Gemini: *flirts with Leo*

Cancer: hello I'm the only one actually doing something

Leo: shut up Gemini *is actually cooking*

Virgo: oh would you look at that I set the house on fire

Libra: W H A T THE FUCK VIRGO WE'RE MAKING A CAKE NOT COMMITTING SUICIDE

Scorpio: *eats dough*

Sagittarius: *IS SCREAMING SLIPKNOT LYRICS*

Capricorn: Pisces what are we doing

Aquarius: *stands there laughing at how stupid all their friends are*

Pisces: guys we're not even baking we're watching netflix why are you in the kitchen

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