Johnnyboi: HEY BITCHES!!
Andyscoming: uh hi...?
Mikewizowskiwannabe: I forgot this group chat was a thing 💀
Donothurtthecows: same tho 😭🤚 we haven't talked since, what, '87?
Mikewizowskiwannabe: yeah, just about
Andyscoming: Johnny why are we here?
Johnnyboi: I just wanted to see if you guys were still alive
Andyscoming: uh- chow anyways-
Mikewizowskiwannabe: I'm still alive!!
Donothurtthecows: I'm alive...unfortunately
Johnnyboi: awe man don't talk like that! We're all glad that you're alive!
Mikewizowskiwannabe: you sure about that?
Andyscoming: yeah Johnny, don't spread rumors
Donothurtthecows: fuck off!
Johnnyboi: it's okay moz, do you need a second to calm down?
Donothurtthecows: yes 😭
Johnnyboi: okay, take your time :(
Andyscoming: bahaha you a simp
Mikewizowskiwannabe: FR 💀💀
Johnnyboi: NO!! I'm just making sure he's okay!
Andyscoming: mmmhmmm
Mikewizowskiwannabe: face it, you're gay and have a crush on moz
Johnnyboi: no! We are just a good friends!
Mikewizowskiwannabe: ugh what is this? Miraculous ladybug!?
Andyscoming: ugh he denies it too much...he is definitely gay
Johnnyboi: I AM NOT GAY!!!
Mikewizowskiwannabe: just tell the truth!!! We won't tell ANYONE! Right Andy?
Andyscoming: uh- right!
Johnnyboi: promise?
Mikewizowskiwannabe: YES
Andyscoming: yuh
Johnnyboi: fine...
Mikewizowskiwannabe: AAAAAAA FINALLY
Andyscoming: OH I'VE WAITED SO LONG!
Johnnyboi: I'm...
Mikewizowskiwannabe: SPIT IT OUT YOU MORON!!
Andyscoming: YEAH I WANNA ATTEND A WEDDING SOON!
Johnnyboi: FINE IM IN LOVE WITH MOZ AND I HAVE BEEN SINCE THE DAY WE MET 😭❤️❤️
Mikewizowskiwannabe: I-
Andyscoming: whaaa-
Donothurtthecows: hey guys I'm back! What'd I miss?
Mikewizowskiwannabe: BAHAHAHA THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
Andyscoming: BAHAHAHA FRR 💀😭
