Me: One of y'all hoes touched my phone, and I know who. Fess up
Douma: Wasn't me 😙
Nakime: You have a phone ?
Muzan: I don't care about you
Daki: Damn, queen ain't got no privacy.
Me: Too bad I was gonna expose two of y'all for dating and ya know 😏
Daki: Ayo fess up who took it !!
Muzan: Come on don't be shy !!
Me: Is Akaza okay ??? Uhmmmmmm
Douma: Oh he's......fine
Me: -m-
Daki: Found them without your phone
Douma: Wait no it ain't what it looks like
Akaza: . . . . . .
Me: He Literally looks as if you've- 😦 Douma you nasty bitch
Daki: OH GOD YOU FREAKSHOW
Douma: Well I didn't think he'd react like this !
Muzan: I'm actually proud 😌
Akaza: You should've fucking warned me sir-
Douma: You still liked the view tho-
Akaza: Zip it or I'll slam your jaw off to America
Douma: Sounds kinda kinky-
Me: Off to a room for you two-
Y/N: Ah yes the view of a lifetime 😌
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They call themselves the 'Upper moons'
HumorJust the upper idiots on crack nothing more. Maybe some gæ who knows. Also got my own ships.
