Alright bitches, it's 1am, I'm fucking running on sweets and caffeine. I think I'm high, who knows !!! Time to actually get these whores active >:3
Muzan: Everyone, as it is so close to Christmas, we are going to play would you rather, all twelve of you. Uppermoons, I expect this to not be awkward. Lowermoons, don't be morons.
Doma: I can start us off !! Alrighty then ~ Daki ! Would you rather, look ugly and have money, or be beautiful and poor ??
Daki: Beautiful because I can make money from it !!
Doma: Smart !! You go !
Daki: You ! Lower 4 ! Would you rather, die to a Hashira, or die to master ??
Lower 4 (forgot): Master ! I'd die by his hands !!
Daki: Whatever.
Lower 4: Enmu, would you rather give up with trains, or-
Enmu: NEVER LEAVING MY TRAINS >:(
Everyone -Enmu: •3•
Enmu: Uhm. . . Pot man, would you rather look human or stay ugly
Gyokko: Stay with my precious pots.
Enmu: :/
Gyokko: Akaza, would you rather give up martial arts, or become friends with Doma-
Akaza: I love you martial arts, BUT- Fine I'll be Doma's friend.
Doma: YES !!! THANK YOU GYOKKO !!!
Gyokko: 🖐️😌
Muzan: Fucking heck-
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They call themselves the 'Upper moons'
HumorJust the upper idiots on crack nothing more. Maybe some gæ who knows. Also got my own ships.