Paintbrush: There's a line for the tram.
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Paintbrush: *looks at map, then puts it back down* No idea where we are.
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Lightbulb: *pushes Minnie Mouse ears in Painty's face*
Paintbrush: I'm not wearing those, stop-
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Paintbrush I don't know where Baby Groot is!
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Paintbrush: *wearing Minnie Mouse ears* Take these off of me RIGHT NOW.
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Paintbrush: *moving around, trying to get a good picture of Lightbulb*
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Paintbrush: "Preferred parking"... I would prefer parking to be free!
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*on It's a Small World*
Paintbrush: *looking around in confusion and slight unease*
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Paintbrush: You just came here for me to take pictures of you!
Lightbulb: *nods*
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*on the Ferris wheel*
Paintbrush: You wanna go on, like, a roller coaster, or something...
Lightbulb: *shakes head*
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Paintbrush: We're really about to go see a musical?
*a few minutes later*
Voiceover: Welcome to the Hyperion Theatre!
Paintbrush: *staring emotionlessly into space*
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Paintbrush: *carrying Lightbulb's purse* What do you KEEP in this?!
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*in the queue for Goofy's Flight School*
Paintbrush: This ride is for kids!
*on the coaster a few minutes later*
Paintbrush: *SCREAMING*
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Paintbrush: Put it back.
Lightbulb: *holding a Baby Groot plush and pouting*
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Ride line sign: Wait time: 90 minutes
Paintbrush: Absolutely not-
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Musical actors: Love is an open dooooor!~
Paintbrush: *staring up completely blankly*
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Paintbrush: The water fountain is free! Bottled water is not free!
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Paintbrush: Forget Mickey, where is Black Panther???
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Paintbrush: No, we ate before we came- we're not getting churros. They're five dollars.
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*Live band playing*
Paintbrush and Lightbulb: *absolutely vibing*
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Paintbrush: I know you're cold, but I did tell you to bring a jacket.
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Paintbrush: We can get FastPass, or we can eat!
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Paintbrush: I'm not taking more pictures of you!
*Literally thirty seconds later*
Paintbrush: *trying to take a picture of Lightbulb by the Ferris wheel*
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Theatre crowd: *applauding*
Paintbrush: *blinks*
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Paintbrush and Lightbulb: *vibing at a parade*
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Paintbrush: I know you only got that for a picture!
Lightbulb: *holding a Mickey Mouse ice cream bar, shrugs*
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Paintbrush: *walking around the parking area* Do you remember where we parked?!
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Paintbrush: *takes a bite of ice cream bar, shakes head*
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Paintbrush and Lightbulb: *kiss*
Lightbulb: I love you.
Paintbrush: I love you too.
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Paintbrush: We're going to the other park? We're not going home?!
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Frozen musical: *just keeps on going*
Paintbrush: *nose exhale*
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Inanimate Insanity Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWARNING: The following contains harsh language and implied sexual content. May not be suitable for younger readers. Some of these just come into my mind and I decided to write them down
