Apple: Marshmallow, I love you.
Marshmallow: I... I...
Bow: But Marshmallow, I also love you!
Apple: But now two of us love you... who will you choose?
Marshmallow: ...
Marshmallow: Why don't we all just... fuck each other?
Apple: ...
Bow: ...
Marshmallow: You know, just... *hand gestures* one big fuck pile?
Apple: ...
Bow: *shrugs* Yeah, okay.
Apple: Sounds good to me.
Marshmallow: Okay!
Fan: And so, shipping wars were solved forever!
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FanfictionWARNING: The following contains harsh language and implied sexual content. May not be suitable for younger readers. Some of these just come into my mind and I decided to write them down
