Apple: Is pink panther a lion?
Marshmallow: Say that again, but slower.
Apple: I don't get it.
Marshmallow: He's the Pink Panther.
Apple: Okay?? But is he a lion????
Marshmallow: Apple. Angel. Light of my life. He's a panther.
Apple: Is that a kind of lion?
Marshmallow: No, it's a fucking PANTHER!
Apple: I just Googled. They're not pink?
Marshmallow: AND LIONS ARE?!
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Inanimate Insanity Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionWARNING: The following contains harsh language and implied sexual content. May not be suitable for younger readers. Some of these just come into my mind and I decided to write them down