The Return (Teen Wolf Fanfic)

My Little Condiments

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"So um as you've heard it looks like I have a meeting to get to " I blush hoping to get out of talking about Scar's confession.

"Son. I'm pretty sure we all heard what she said after that and I can HONESTLY say I'm not surprised you ended up in a thong. I just knew it was bound to happen eventually." I look around to see everyone nodding.

"Gee thanks Dad. Well as you all heard its time for me to go. Now I think I'll collect my little condiments n-"

"WAIT! Hold up, did you just say condiments?!" Lydia interrupts me raising a perfectly shaped eyebrow.

"Well yeah. You know since they come in pairs like peanut butter and jelly, ketchup and mustard, salt and pepper, etc." I explain sheepishly as they all burst out laughing afterwards. "Oh F you guys they're my kids I get to give them embarrassing and unusual nicknames" I'm mindful not to curse with the parentals in the room, ear pinches hurt.

"Only you would tie the nicknames of your children to food" Scott wheezed.

"Oh go to hell. All of you. Now back to what I was saying before you guys turned into judgmental jerks. I'm taking C squared with me or are they chilling with you for the rest of the day daddy dukes?" I speak directly to my dad.

"Uh hello what about us?" Scott speaks up.

"What time does visiting hours end?" I continue on ignoring Scott.

"Stiles?! What about us?!"

"What about you?!" I snap annoyed.

"Dad is CLEARLY still recovering, so how can he POSSIBLY watch not one but two energetic little kids? You have a meeting so I or we can watch them." There goes that word again. Dad. He's my fricking father, why can't he back the hell off? I take a calming deep breath.

"Look those two combined are a solid 120 lbs. And those 120 lbs are the most important in the world. So I just don't let just about anyone carry those 120 lbs because that less than 150 pounds is my soul, heart, lungs and brain. So when you ask me to watch my two little girls you're asking to watch all my internal organs unsupervised with no gloves or proper medical knowledge. And while we might've grew up like brothers there's a 5 year gap. So while I'd let you drive my baby the Ferrari I just can't let you watch my sweethearts, my snickers, my left and right Twix. Not just yet anyways." I finish my speech looking around at the shocked and surprised looks and the slightly hurt but understanding one Scott was sporting.

"Now dad what time is visiting over?" I repeat my unanswered question.

"7." He answered absentmindedly still shocked by my speech.

"I think I should just take them or have Sam take them to do something fun and most likely expensive." I grumble about the last part since it seems like every time those three get together it comes out of my pocket.

"Well.... Anyways I can't leave Jolie-Pitt hanging sooo I should be on my way. Dad I WILL be getting hourly updates so don't make me tell them to revoke the pudding old man." I threaten going over and hugging him. "As for the rest of you troublemakers... I'll.. texxtttt you..?" I end awkwardly before kissing mama McCall on the cheek and high tailing it out of there.

"Stiles wait!" Malia rushes out catching me at the elevator (shit!).

"Look if you plan on knocking my lights out please don't. I'd rather just throw myself on the floor like a man, with dignity and pride."

"No jackass. If that's what I had planned then you wouldn't have made it this far. I just wanted to say you were a little cut throat on Scott just now and that totally wasn't cool. Ease up a little?"

"Malia you don't understand. They're MY KI-"

"I GET THAT Stiles I don't need a reminder. All I'm trying to say is you've been gone for 5 YEARS. Scott's been brother less for 5 1/2 because let's be honest you were gone way before you ever left." She smiled sadly.

"I'm sor-"

"Don't. I'm not looking for an apology. You left and now you're back but you're not really here. When you took us to that award show it was great because it was like you were letting us into your world but then Claudia and Channing-" I go to interrupt her but she holds her hand up, " they were discovered and it was like we were never really let in your world. And I know that really hurt Scott, so by him volunteering to watch those two precious girls I know it was his way of accepting your new life and trying to be apart of it."

Wow. I never knew her and Scott got so close but hey he is her alpha. It better be strictly platonic Scott has Kira and I still haven't forgotten about his little Lydia moment way back in the beginning.

"All I'm saying is please at least try to communicate with us, I miss you." She smiles weakly and heads back inside the room. I not we, she misses me.

Sam texted me and let me know the twins were fussy so she took them home which was great. I went to go meet Angelina with just Sean because I sent Tom with my mini's and Sam.

We met up in Beacon Hills finest restaurant. I'm still confused on how Beacon Hills made it onto Angelina's jet radar, but whatever she's here now and I'm meeting her (fan girl squeal).

I sneak through the back and see her in a secluded area.

"Oh no, please sit" I wave my hand to let her know she doesn't have to stand. I instead lean down and kiss her cheek while shaking her hand, exchanging pleasantries and greetings.

"Why it's nice to finally meet you Mr. Stilinski. You've been the buzz of not only Hollywood but the film and modeling world for a few years now. I'm glad to be able to finally meet the hype." She smiled warmly (I'm pissing myself slowly but wetly).

"Are you kidding?! Even being in the same breathing space as THE Angelina Jolie is crazy. But to actually be meeting you and discussing working together practically completes my life. Like dying right now I'd be a happy man.." I ramble fan girling inside and apparently out as well.

"That's very kind of you Mr. Stilinski -"

"Please call me Stiles"

"Well Stiles-

"Omg THE Angelina Jolie just said my name."

"Please call Angelina." She smiles brightly eyes twinkling.

HOLY SHIFUCK I'M ON FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE ANGELINA JOLIE

After that we get to business and conclude that I'd do the movie which begins filming in 8 months so I have time to mentally and physically prepare. (Read: fix things with Malia and Lydia).

A/N:

SOO SO SO SORRY FOR TAKING SOOO LONG!!! Finals have been busting my ass. I've actually had this chapter half way done for a while now. I've also notice views and votes going down each chapter so PLEASE give feedback.

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