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[ Moment include : Kambe y/n , Azusagawa Sakuta , Futaba Rio , Yuuma Kunimi ]

Kunimi, Azusagawa, and Futaba are sitting on a bench

Y/n : Why do you guys look so sad?
Azusagawa : Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*y/n sits down*
Kunimi : The bench is freshly painted.

y/n : Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Azusagawa : I don't know how to do that.
Futaba : I don't wear a watch.
Kunimi : Time is a construct.

[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Azusagawa : Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Y/n : You're in a prison cell :)
Futaba : You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Azusagawa : You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Kunimi : I got a 1!
Y/n : You're in... a cube-shaped place.

Azusagawa: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Futaba : Not if they consent to it.
Y/n : Depends who you're stabbing.
Kunimi: YES?!?

Azusagawa : Can I be frank with you guys?
Futaba: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Kunimi : Can I still be Kunimi ?
Y/n : Shh, let Frank speak.

Azusagawa : *Screams*
Kunimi : *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Futaba : Should we do something?
Y/n : No, I want to see who wins.

y/n : Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Azusagawa : What?
Futaba : That you're a child.
Kunimi : HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

Azusagawa : I think Kunimi was right.
Y/n : I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Futaba : They wouldn't do that.
Kunimi : You're right, Futaba. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Kunimi : *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Kunimi Told You So' on the back*

y/n : I think we're missing something.
Azusagawa : Teamwork?
Futaba : Cohesion?
Kunimi : A general sense of what we're doing?

Azusagawa: Why are y/n-senpai and Nakamura-san sitting with their backs to each other?
Kunimi : They had a fight.
Azusagawa : Then why are they holding hands?
Kunimi : They get sad when they fight.

[ Moments include : Kambe Y/n , Shuichi Nakamura , and others ]

Azusagawa : Why are your tongues purple?
Y/n : We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Nakamura : I had a red one.
Azusagawa : oh
Azusagawa :
Azusagawa : OH
Kaede :
Kaede : You drank each other's slushies?

*y/n is cooking*
Nakamura : Any chance that's for me?
y/n: It's for Azusagawa. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Nakamura : I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

y/n : You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Nakamura : Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Y/n : I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING AZUSAGAWA WITH ME
Sakurajima , picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

y/n : Nakamura, I'm sad.
Nakamura : *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Kunimi : Saki, I'm sad.
Kamisato, nodding: mood.

Y/n : Someone will die.
Nakamura : Of fun!

Y/n: A theif.
Nakamura: Thief?
Y/n: Theif.
Nakamura: I before E, except after C.
Y/n: Thceif.
Y/n: No.

Y/n : Here's some advice
Nakamura : I didn't ask for any
Y/n : Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

Nakamura : You love me, right, Y/n?
Y/n : Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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