It was after their afternoon practice that the orange jumping jack came running to him with eyes that held nothing but future shit problems for him. He was halfway about to be out of his reach but being the fast walker, Hinata caught up to him.
"Kageyama!" the shorter yelled.
"Shut up dumbass. You're literally near me. Stop shouting." he grumbled hitting the other on the top of his head.
"You're the last person who should tell me that! Anyway I was thinking." the ginger started as Tsukishima walked by him snickering, "Oh? I'm surprised."
"Stingyshima! Ugh I'll deal with him tomorrow. How is it going with Miya san and Great king?" Hinata asked smug about something. Tobio didn't liked the eyes the older was giving him at all.
"None of your business dumbass. But yeah whatever. I guess it's going good. Now if you're done, I'll go." he sighed before making his way to the school gates.
"Wait! I'm not done yet! I have a proposal to make!" the tangerine head said catching up to him.
"A propo- what? What's that?" he scowled. Why was he friends with him again?
"I mean I have a deal to make!"
"Not interested."
"Kageyama!! You have to listen!"
"No."
"You're so dry even while talking!"
"You're loud."
"Iー I'll give you 5 meatbuns if you do what I said." that caught Tobio's attention.
"You will for real?" he asked still unsure of what the other will ask. He surely won't ask him to do too hard right? He knows how to hide a body from those American crime shows Atsumu san made him watch.
"Yes. I will. Now will you listen??" well he might as well.
"What is it?" he yawned as they reached Ukai's store. He's so hungry and tired today.
"I know you three have a gc. So I want to to text your gc that you want to break up for thirty four minutes and forty six seconds." Hinata said with an illegally bright grin.
Yeah he's too young to die.
"Actually, fine okay I will. But why the time?" he has given up arguing about this because he was sure he would be convinced at the end.
"Tell them you want to listen to SOUR! There's this album of songs mainly about heartbreaks and it's soo good. If they ask more tell them you want to feel sad while listening it so you're asking them to break up." the older first year exclaimed.
"That's so dumb." he cringed. How does he even get these ideas? Why not use his brain for volleyball more instead of these?
"It's a tiktok trend!" of course it is.
"... sounds like a straight couple trend." he's too gay for this.
"Bakageyama just do it! You know, the Nike thing. Just do it!" he didn't just made a sports company joke.
"Fine whatever. Now buy me those meatbuns." he rolled his eyes and ignored the jumping teen's excited ramblings as he entered the shop.
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It's not like he's afraid of doing it. He knows it's not really harmful like those break up pranks since it has the time and the album factor. It still makes him feel a bit bad about it. He doesn't want to make them sad afterall.
