*September 4th 2020

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*September 4th 2020

Wilbur tells Tommy off for not wearing the uniform

Tommy fills him in on what happened and shows him the holy land

Will has already talked to Fundy

He tells Tommy they need power

He has two options- becoming a dictatorship, or having an election

His plan is to not tell anyone and then when everyone is ready to vote, they shut it and make themselves the only candidates

Tommy loves the idea

Wilbur wants him to be his running mate

T: What if I want to be president?

W: Say that again?

T: …

W: Yeah, that’s what I thought

He makes Tommy eat rotten flesh to prove himself and kill squids for a book and quill

They write their policies up:

From the pen of TommyInnit

History is happening. 

History is here.

History is happening.

This is a poem.

Balcony. We are stood on a balcony. Bald people. They just aren’t good.

Politics. All I want to do. Keep that in. Keep in the stutters.

Keep this is too.

Politics and ladies. Let’s talk about them. Money is the root of all evil, said a good man. An evil man is good.

Reasons to vote for us

1. We won the war

tubbo

3. We don’t like Sapnao. We just don’t. He’s just not that appealing.

4. GeorgeNotFound. He looked at us once and we got shaken up

5. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR TYRANNY

6. We are bounded by blood, no weapons here

7. Probably endorsed by Vikkstar

8. We will lower taxes

9. We will make big things

10. Huge men only

11. We will abolish Eret

12. We will abolish______

13: I will president

14. We are fucking strong and shit

They go to the caravan and drink harming potions while singing The Story Of Tonight

Wilbur adds 15. We will never be irrelevant

Tommy s unsure about telling Quackity about their plan when he shows up but Wilbur reminds him L’Manburg was built on drugs so Quackity being a dealer is fine

Wilbur reads Quackity the policies but Quackity hates them

He builds himself a cobblestone podium, calls them losers and calls Will a threat to democracy

Therefore, he will run against them

Wilbur points out the he’s not even a part of L’Manburg, Quackity doesn’t care

Wilbur also didn’t sign the ballot so people can join

Quackity calls his party SWAG (so we are gamers) and says his running mate will terrify everyone

Wilbur kicks Quackity from the call and panics

They change their name to POG (politicians of gaming)

Wilbur quotes Hamilton

They get Tubbo on their side

Wilbur tells Jack he’ll get a job as an ambassador if he votes POG2020, Jack agrees

Tomm punches Niki to make her vote for them

She wants to hear their policies first and is convinces as soon as she hears they don’t like Sapnap

They log off to discuss

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