Inktobertale 2021 : Compilation of novels

20th of October : Prank

Nothing like a refreshing stroll in the Doodle Sphere to clear out Ink's mind. The faint yellow light that filled the realm, and the infinite AUs were relaxing to watch. It helped concentrate on more important things. This morning however, he noticed a small touch of purple on the ground. He kneeled down to inspect it. Sparkles. And not all purple. Pink, lime, orange...

"Oh no."

Ink turned around, only to see a skeleton many feet behind him.

"Nope, look, I ain't doing this again."

It ignored Ink, and took a step forward, before starting to sprint towards him.

"No ! No ! DON'T !"

The skeleton eventually jumped in the air as purple tentacles broke out of his eyes, and wrapped Ink.

"SON OF A BIT-"

Asgore finished watering his golden flowers, and, exhausted by another good day of work in the Omega Timeline sat on his chair to rest. That was until an indecent noise came from under him. He got up of the chair, and revealed a whoopee cushion. He froze as a stream of sweat ran on his neck.

"Oh no."

He broke through CORE's door, only to find ten more people already in their office. Fell Sans with a paper that said "Hit Me ! :P" pinned to his back, Science Sans with his face totally black, an Undyne that had found her armor all painted with ugly colors...

"Let me guess." said CORE. "You're here to tell me that he's back too. I had noticed." They showed one of their Omega Timeline residents' list, where someone had drawn over all the faces.

"Yes indeed." said Asgore. "I'm afraid Ink got caught by him again."

"But... in that state..." added an Alphys, "H-he's unstoppable, right ? What do we do then ?"

Fell grabbed CORE. "Why did you even let him into the timeline ?! How am I supposed to convince my brother that I'm not the one that dressed Doomfanger into a cat rapper ?! That's exactly something I'd do !"

"Well I thought he was Ink of course. But now I can feel he's not in the timeline anymore. The only questions are... Where is he, and what is he doing, right now ?!"

"Papyrus ! Papyrus !"

Papyrus woke up from his nap, and was greeted by the sight of his brother jumping all around him.

"Ugh... what's it, bro ?"

"I received mail !"

Now that was new.

"Wow ! Really ?! That's cool !"

"I know ! Finally, someone wants to exchange with me ! Maybe it's a fan ! Or a monster who wants to be friend !"

Blue grabbed the letter, and opened it, releasing a cloud of paint from the envelope. Both brothers were covered in multicolored pigments in a matter of seconds. They looked at each other.

"Well that's problematic." said Papyrus.

"Well, at least the expeditor showed his true colors, am I right, brother ?"

There was a laugh.

"Glad to see you take it like this, Sans. But this means the return of a radical foe..."

"Pero Toriel... ¡ te quiero ! "

"Perdone Sin... nuestro amor es imposible. ¡ Mi esposo te mataría ! "

"¡ No me importa ! "

Undernovela was definitely the best thing the creators ever created. Error chugged a can of soda down, crushed it, and sent it behind him. It made a metallic noise as it hit something else. Error, surprised by this, turned around and saw that it had hit a... spray paint can. He teleported over to it, and grabbed it with a shaking hand. He slowly inspected it, but it seemed to wear no particular mark. Maybe this was just his imagination. Yes, of course. 

He went back to his beanbag, and was going to sit down when he heard something behind his portal-TV. He closed it, only to reveal a skateboard rolling on the ground, without anyone or anything pushing it. He instantly grabbed it with his strings, and slammed it on the floor. Huffing, he finally sat down, only to remark a skeleton next to him.

"𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐏 𝐌𝐘 𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐀 ???!!!" yelled Fresh!Ink.

Error's girly shriek resonated through the entire Multiverse.