Mario x Mike Wazowski

Garfield x Lasagna

(A/n: Im so sorry)

Garfields pov

I loked at my shrexy lasagna. I clinbed onto teh tible adn strated railing my lasagna. "A-ah~ Lasagna~!" I moaned, creaming all over my lasagna.

9 months later

Lasagna give borth to our bby, our daughter was half cat and half lasagna. She lioked ugly as fruck.

I grabbed my kid and throw hre into a fire.

"How could you? We're getting divorced." Lasagna said.

Lasagna filed the divorce, and I was left with 5 dollars.

Then an arsonist burned down my house while I was begging for money. I grabbed my gun and shot him in the leg.

"Oh~ Yes Garfield~ Shoot me more~" The arsonist said. I continued shooting him until he collapsed and died of blood loss.

The next day, the police found me and arrested me.

I had been found guilty during my trial and I'm facing the death penalty.

This is why you shouldn't kill your ugly ass kids.