J.A.W.Z Of Love (Wayne and Alex's Story)

Cherry red

(Wayne's POV)

The day I was dreading finally came: Monday. I was really on edge. I spent my weekend watching movies and sleeping and didn't come up with a plan, all I could do was pray that Alex wouldn't show up or that he would be less annoying today. As I'm sitting at my desk a familiar face walks through the door. Just great why couldn't he just skip school. He walks over to my desk and looks at me and I'm starting to think maybe he suddenly became mute, before I have time to celebrate, he opens his mouth. " Hey, Wayne why was the math book sad? It had lots of problems haha." What was that? Why the hell did he just tell me a math joke? Whatever the reason one thing is certain, today is gonna be hell. 

Surprisingly after his horrible attempt at a joke, Alex was quiet. I was relieved, Maybe today won't be so bad after all. The rest of my classes went by quickly and it was finally time for lunch. Let's see what disgusting slop they gave us today, on today's menu we have, a hard piece of chicken, a biscuit-shaped cement block, a cup of peaches and spit, and expired chocolate milk. Delicious. As I'm admiring the "amazing" school lunch, Alex sits down beside me. I see him looking around acting suspicious, then he reaches into his pocket, and for a second I think he's gonna pull out a gun but he pulls out his phone instead. " Hey, Wayne look at this meme I found." I look at his phone and then back at him. He seems pretty amused by a meme that looks like it was meant for a 40-year-old white woman with 2 kids and a husband who cheats on her with the neighbor's wife.

Sensing my indifference he pulls up another one which is even worse than the last one. He continues this until it's time to go back to class. Im not sure what he's trying to accomplish but he's creeping me out. I go to my next class and try not to think about him when it's over I go to my locker to get stuff for my next class. I grab my books and as I'm about to leave someone taps my shoulder I turn around and see Alex. 

Oh my god, why do you always show up at the worst times? " Hey, Wayne guess what?"  What does he want now? Before I can say something he performs the most vilest, most disgusting, most immature act a human being can perform, an armpit fart. That was the last straw, I turn around and walk away, he chases after me but I just walk even faster, I have to get away from him he's clearly demented. I continue to speed up until I hear what sounds like someone punching a wall. I turn around and see Alex sprawled on the floor, his nose as red as a cherry. Something flashed before my eyes and I do something I never thought I'd do, I burst out laughing. 

As hard as I'm laughing I'm still able to see the shocked expression on Alex's face his opened mouth transforms into a smile as he says, " Wow Wayne I didn't know you were such a sadist?" I continue to laugh normally I don't laugh at someone getting hurt or anything really but for some reason, I am now. Im finally able to stop laughing leaving my lips twisted into a smile.

" Sorry I wasn't trying to be mean It's just that you reminded me of my dad, when I was little I was running around inside the house with my dad chasing after me he ended up crashing into a wall and we had to go to the hospital and my mom ended up scolding both of us, ever since then his nose became crooked and always tilted a little to the left." My mom's face suddenly comes to my mind and I stop smiling. " You must miss him." I hesitate I told him something that I normally don't talk about, I suppose it won't make any difference If I answer his question. " Yeah".

We sit there in silence until I see Alex reaching up to touch his nose, he pulls his finger away and I see blood. " Oh, Alex your nose is bleeding, you should go to the nurse." " Ok, but where is the nurse?". Of course, after attending this school for months he doesn't know where the nurse is. This is all too much, I wordlessly walk down the hall with Alex following me until we reach the nurse's office. " Ah, Alex, you're back again what did you get into this time?" That little... I see him flinch as I stare holes into the back of his head. 

I follow as the nurse leads Alex over to the cot and starts examining his nose. " Good news, you didn't break anything, I'll go get some Ice for you." I don't look at him because Im still a little pissed that he lied to me and wasted my time. " Hey, Wayne are you mad at me?" " No, Im so in love with you that I could shit a rainbow!" I say in the most sarcastic voice I can muster. " Sorry.." "You are unbelievable first you perform an act as weird as armpit farts in front of me then you injure yourself and when I suggest you go to the nurse you lie to me and say you don't know where it is but seriously you have been acting weird all day, what is up with you?"

 He looks a little taken aback and I can tell he's surprised that I realized he was acting differently even though it was so obvious that even a person with half a brain cell could figure it out.  " Yeah sorry about that I was trying to make you laugh, the stuff I planned didn't really work though since you ended up laughing at me in pain." He was trying to make me laugh? He sure did a good job doing that.

 " Yeah but Armpit farts? You really thought I would laugh at a noise made by one's armpits, What am I 5?" Something flickers in his eyes and he replies" Well, you don't really tell me much about yourself so how was I supposed to know what you find funny?" That is true before today he didn't know a single thing about me, and the stuff he does know he got me to reveal on accident. " If I tell you more about myself do you promise not to pull something like that ever again?" I suppose telling him a few things about myself is a lot better than having to go through that again. I can see the smile struggling to stay off of his face " Yeah I promise!" Why does he seem so happy about that, I turn away so he can't see the blush creeping up on my face. I guess his nose isn't the only thing turning red today."Ok then". The nurse comes in hands him the ice and we leave. 

We had already missed most of the class so we just walked around until it was time for the next one. At the end of the day, Alex waved goodbye and surprisingly I waved back. When I got home I greeted my mom and collapsed on the bed. I think about what just happened today including the fact that I just agreed to share stuff about myself with Alex, I also remembered his face when I said that and how happy he looked. Damn it, I can feel my face heating up.

A/N: Hey guys, I hope you liked this chapter I actually have a confession to make... Im lazy. For those who know me this isn't anything new but from now on it will take a little while before I update each chapter, I probably won't be able to work on it until the weekend since Im busy with school, breathing, and eating 😔. Anyways I hope you will continue reading J.A.W.Z of love( Wayne and Alex's story)!