Idrk what this is
"Saaaaaammmyy"
"What do you want Bucky?"
"I wanna go shopppinnnngg"
"But it's the middle of the night for cryin out loud!"
Sam wasn't just gonna burst into the mall and ask to come in and shop just cuz he was THE Captain America.
No.
HE WAS GONNA FLY TO THE FRICKIN ShOpPinG MaLl just fOr HiS BoYfrIeNd No mATtEr wHaT.
They put on clothes and headed out.
(No they weren't naked...dirty mind)
Sam flew them to the mall and CrAsHeD them into the mall.
Of course both of them knew this wasn't right but hell this was AweSoMe!
"I don't think i wanna go shopping anymore"
"REALLY BUCK?!?!?! I DID THIS HUGE CRAZY ENTRANCE JUST FOR YOU AND YOU DON'T WANNA SHOP ANYMORE?!?!"
"srry", he slowly answered back."But lets call it shopping with one 'p'"
"what now?"Sam said, cluelessly.
"Shopping with one'p'"
They roamed the mall until mall security showed up and kicked them out not realizing they broke the ceiling.
