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Spooning

Majima Goro

Some days he's the big spoon, some days he's the little spoon. On the day's that he needs to be the little spoon, I imagine he'd talk a little shit as it's happening. Like, his s/o is laying on their side and he scooches back into them and when they don't immediately wrap an arm around him he's like, "What? Ya don't wanna love on me? Fine. Forget it," and pretend that he's gonna move away just so they're the ones asking to hold him. He's tall af but if his s/o isn't able to cover all of him, he shrinks into them a little to make it work. When he's the big spoon, he likes to be as close as physically possible. He might hump them a little but it doesn't have to go anywhere, force of habit. Whether he's the big or the little spoon, someone's hair must be played in-- I don't make the rules. His s/o can play in his if he's the little spoon but if he's the big spoon, they can bet their bottom dollar his fingers are gonna wind up in their hair. He also loves hiding his face in the crook of their neck and nodding off but rarely ever fully falling asleep because this is Majima we're talking about.

Aizawa Masato (Y5)

He just so soft on the inside. He would probably love to be the little spoon but he's large, huge & gigantic, okay? Unless they're the same size as him, good luck getting their arms around that big chunk of man! So, anyways, he's practically always the big spoon. As mentioned before, he's huge--I know what you're thinking, 'Kulemi, your size kink is showing'--shut your mouth, it's true. He's enormous and soft and with enormous, soft men come gentle, warm cuddles. He likes to tuck one arm underneath him-- resting on his hand while they lay on his arm like a pillow; his other arm will be wrapped around them nice and taut. He's quiet but at times like this, he loves chatting with his s/o about their day-- mostly asking them questions and just listening to what they have to say. They're so close to his chest and his head is just above theirs, they can feel his voice vibrating behind them. Ahhh~

Nishikiyama Akira

If "Big Spoon in the Streets, Little Spoon in the Sheets" was a thing that people actually said, his face would be in the encyclopedia for the origin because oh my god what a phony this guy is! If he's just laying up with someone he's randomly hooking up with, he'll need to be the big spoon-- for appearances sake. He's a tough guy-- until he's not. Please, when he's with someone who he feels safe enough to show his vulnerability to, he will absolutely be the little spoon. During cuddle sessions, he would lean into his s/o and let out whatever it is that he has on his mind at the moment that's been weighing him down. He doesn't cry every single time he gets frustrated, it's usually the result of him letting things build up and fester to the point that he feels like he doesn't have any control and that is what brings the waterworks and at that time, holding him is very much appreciated.

Kido Takeshi (Y4)

Cool guy, this one and also protective-- therefore, big spoon. If spooning isn't directly the end result of a steamy love session, he's probably a little less likely to initiate. Of course if he's been asked, he's not going to turn his partner down but I imagine he'd click his tongue and scratch at the back of his head and spit out, "Really?" in a faux annoyed voice and a, "I guess I've got no choice" but once he's actually laying there behind his partner, he's whispering things to them and making sure they're comfortable, "You warm?", "Wanna cover up?", "Am I holding you too tight?" and kissing their neck and shoulder while his fingertips ghost their frame. Once he's there, it's almost impossible to get him to let up-- funny, considering how he pretended to be bothered by the proposal to begin with...