RWKJ: Revamp

incorrect quotes

Includes OCs and fankids. Decided to unpublish gringotts because it was keeping me from using these hwgrg
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Shadow: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'

Shadow: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
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Roko: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Hachi: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Dark Eye: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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Joker: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Fake Joker: *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Joker: God?!
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Kiiro: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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Joker: honk.

Spade: WHAT.

Joker: HONK.

Spade: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Akai: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Blue: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Rose: Five second rule!

Fake Joker: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Dark Eye: *Sobs on the floor*
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Joker: I'm totally useless.

Spade: You're not totally useless.

Spade: You can be used as a bad example.
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Hachi: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Hachi: My facebook photo is a landscape.
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Hachi: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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Joker: Rules were made to be broken.

Dark Eye: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Spade: Uh, piñatas.

Roko: Glow sticks.

Maxwell: Karate boards.

Shadow: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Joker: Rules.

Dark Eye:
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Roko: When was the last time you cried?

Blue: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??

Roko: really? That recent?

Blue: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*
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Akai: I'm serious! They're watching me! They've even got an agent following me! Don't you believe me?

Fake Joker: Look, it's not that I don't believe you... It's that I don't believe you and I don't care.
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Maxwell: Watcha doin?

Fake Joker: Stealing my neighbour's cat.

Maxwell: Scandalous.

Maxwell: Can I help?
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Akai: *watching their house burn down*

Akai:

Akai: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Hachi: Guys, I have a question.

Joker: kys <3

Hachi: I love you too.

Spade: Ah, yes. Siblings.
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Shadow: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?