Crow: I don't care that its.. the 30th- I had a Halloween party so it's Halloween
Joker: *DRESSED IN THE STUPIDEST FUCKING OUTFIT-* honk honk motherfucker
Crow: you didn't need to dress up to be a clown dumbass
Joker: *gets out the og PTP E1 & the Opal episode I forgot which one it was whoops* take that back
Crow: IM SORRY PLEASE STOP GET IT AWAY
Crow: MY INEXPERIENCED DUMBASS FROM A MONTH AGO NOOOOO
Joker: wehehehe suffer
Akai: why is Joker dressed like that??
Crow: oh my god you've never heard of Halloween?
Akai: what
Crow: basically everyone dresses up in scary outfits and stuff one day of the year, going around getting candy, having parties and other stuff
Akai: it sounds fun
Akai: Well, not the candy part
Joker: d
Joker: do you want me to dress you up because it's a legal requirement
Akai: wait it is!?
Crow: it's n-
*Joker already dragging Akai away*
Crow: he's fucked
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Akai: I feel stupid
Joker: You just figured that out?
Akai: what
Joker: What
Akai: also why do I jingle and squeak whenever I move?
Joker: you're covered in bells
Joker: and your shoes have squeakers in them
Joker: also *honks Akai's nose*
Akai: and I thought you where one of the actually decent humans
Joker: cry about it
Blue: akai what did Joker do to you??
Akai: he made me look stupid
Joker: it's not anything new, Yawning jerk.
Akai: you don't look any better tbh
Akai: we look kind of identical
Joker: Well at least I accept that I'm an idiot
Joker: *slowly reveals a slide whistle and kazoo*
Akai: what??
Blue: ???
Joker: just between you and me; I'm a cartoon character that's escaped the cartoon world
Crow: 😐 that's literally your entire character
Joker: shshhshss
Joker: *ominously plays slide whistle as he vanishes*
Crow: fever dream?
Akai & Blue: *nods* fever dream
YOU ARE READING
RWKJ: Revamp
RandomRandomness with Kaitou Joker is getting an official revamp! Even if this book takes place only a year after the main series - it'll still involve OOCness, headcanons, ships, and of course; OCs. I make offensive jokes in this oops
