RWKJ: Revamp

Obligatory Ship Reactions - The Sequel

Crow: we've done this in the previous book, but let's do it again for those new or those who can't remember!

Ship #1 - Joker x Queen (JoQueen)

Joker: I wouldn't mind but

Queen:
Queen: women

Joker: yeah that

Crows rating - 7/10

Ship #2 - Joker x Spade (Spaker)

Spade: I'll pass

Joker: I would NEVER date him >:(
Joker: he looks like a rooster

Spade: excuse me 👁👄👁

Joker: you heard me

Spade: call me a rooster one more time-

Joker: rooster~

Queen: *gets out a camera* Roko, get the popcorn

Roko: can I have regular corn?

Queen: yeah sure but Joker and Spade are fighting again lmao

Crows rating - 8/10

Ship #3 - Joker x Akai (Jackai)

Joker: oh
Joker: oh no

Akai: 🧍‍♂️
Akai: wait what's even a ship??

Joker: Okay good he doesn't know
Joker: anyways I'm not dating yawning jerk at all >:( much like Spade

Crows rating - This ship is overrated tbh/10

Ship #4 - Joker x Shadow (Shaker)

Joker: WHY AM I SHIPPED WITH EVERYONE!?

Crow: yeah

Joker: THAT DOESNT ANSWER ANYTHING DUMBASS

Crow: you're the main character

Shadow: I literally want to kill Joker

Joker: love you too

Shadow: WHAT-

Crows rating - 9/10

Ship #5 - Joker x Hachi (JoHachi/J8)

Literally everyone: 😐

Joker & Hachi: we are literally siblings (also massive age gap)

Crows rating - *VOMITS*/10

Ship #6 - Akai x Rose

Rose: I too am a lesbian

Akai: I DONT KNOW WHAT I LIKE
Akai: I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT SHIP MEANS
Akai: AM I GOING ON A BOAT WITH ROSE?? WITH JOKER???? WHO???

Joker: dude calm down-

Akai: *confused bird noises*

Crows rating - Ehh I'm not sure/10

Ship #7 - Akai x Blue (Pholue)

Blue: h-how would this even work..
Blue: Akai hates water

Akai: *points* annoying coward

Blue: IM NOT A COWARD!

Akai: *throws a fake spider at Blue*

Blue: UAUFHSHFHSBFB

Akai: lmao

Crows rating: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, this ship brings me alot of comfort/10

Ship #8 - Shadow x R-

Shadow: What the ever loving fuck
Shadow: don't finish that title

Crow: yeahh people ship that stuff 😐

Rose: I love my big brother but not in that way-

Crows rating - please if you ship this see therapy/10

Ship #9 - Ai x Hachi

Hachi: *nervously exists in nonbinary aro/ace*

Ai: *IS SEVENTEEN IN COMPARISON TO THE LITERAL NINE YEAR OLD*

Crows rating - 0/10

Ship #10 - Any that include Acrux/Hosshi

Akai: please do not
Akai: I don't think I want him going on any ships

Crows rating - Technically, this is beastiality/10

Ship #11 - Joker x Blue (Jolue)

Joker: okay this is one I can get behind
Joker: I wouldn't mind dating Blue

Akai: 👁👄👁🔪

Joker: WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE??

Blue: *PANICKED SCREAMS*

Crows rating - 10/10 😌

Ship #12 - Queen x Rose (RoQueen I think)

Queen: the lesbian alliance 🤝

Rose: indeed 🤝

Shadow: do not

Crows rating - 10 but Shadow is absolutely fuming/10

Ship #13 - Joker x Fake Joker (Jokques)

Joker: this ship has a name!?
Joker: why does this exist, even!?!?

Fake Joker: h-

Joker: *THUNK*

Crows rating - THIS SHIP BRINGS ME ALOT OF COMFORT/10

Ship #14 - Crow x.... uhh

Crow: dammit I wanna be shipped with someone
Crow: *cries in attracted to men exclusively*

Crows rating - IM SINGLE/10

I tried doing like- most of the ships I know of but if you have anymore please let me know 💔