[LADS LADS LADS]
7:13 pm
prongs: lads
prongs: cinema on saturday?
padfoot: OUI
wormtail: sure
moony: absolutely not
wormtail: ...
padfoot: wowwwww
padfoot: i see how it is
prongs: and why ever not moony
moony: u know why
prongs: im not sure i do
moony: right then
wormtail: oh dear
padfoot: i sense a remus rant coming on
moony: why don't i want to go to the cinema with u lot?
moony: what a GREAT question
moony: it might be because every time we go
moony: u james insist on making a running commentary of the whole thing
padfoot: yeah james 😤
moony: don't think i've forgotten you sirius
padfoot: ah
padfoot: i think imma head out 🏃♀️💨
moony: YOU always kick the seat of the person in front of you causing them to turn around and yell at you giving me severe second hand embarrassment
padfoot: i don't get embarrassed
moony: well that's because you're impervious to shame
prongs: 🔔 shame 🔔
moony: now is not the time for game of thrones references
wormtail: i guess i survived that rant
moony: not so fast
wormtail: oh
moony: u pete
wormtail: i'm scared 🧍🏻
moony: u get up literally at least 5 TIMES per film to go piss
moony: and then when u get back u ask JAMES to fill u in on what u missed
moony: and by the time he's finished giving u a scene by scene description
moony: U NEED TO GO AGAIN
padfoot: this is true
wormtail: I HAVE A SENSITIVE BLADDER
moony: well maybe u shouldn't buy an extra large tango ice blast every time we go
prongs: he does have a point there mate
moony: i always have a point
moony: so in conclusion
moony: no
moony: i will not be going to the cinema with u
[LADS LADS LADS]
7:20 pm
prongs: they're showing thor ragnorak 😏😏😏
moony: ...
moony: i'll be there
prongs: glad to here it 🥰🥰🥰
moony: although i insist pete wears a catheter
padfoot: 💀💀💀
wormtail: idk what that is and im sure I don't want to
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[Potter & Black™]
7:52 pm
black: prongs
potter: padfoot
black: u don't reckon remus fancies mary do u
potter: WHAT
potter: no way
potter: why would u even think that
black: well idk
black: but the other day when he thought mary was flirting with him
black: he seemed upset when u said she definitely wasn't
potter: you think?
potter: he didn't seem that way to me
potter: i reckon he was just overthinking it
potter: like he overthinks everything
potter: but i'm pretty certain he doesn't like mary
black: ur sure?
potter: yeah
potter: why tho?
potter: i thought u and mary decided to just be friends?
potter: do u still fancy her
black: NO
black: mary's great and i love her to bits
black: but no
black: we're just mates
potter: u sure 😏😏
potter: u do seem quite worked up over this
black: i'm sure
potter: whatever u say mate
black: i do say
black: but again
black: you're sure moony doesn't like mary?
potter: THAT i'm sure off
potter: it's definitely not mary he likes
black: what
potter: what
black: what do u mean it's not mary he likes
potter: exactly what i said
black: so you're saying he fancies someone?????
black: who????
potter: um
black: um?????
potter: idk mate
potter: but i gotta go
potter: corries on
black: JAMES
black: PRONGS
black: prick
***
[Austin and Ally]
8:02 pm
siriusisally: mary
siriusisally: im fucked
siriusisally: its time to abort the mission
maryisaustin: what are u talking about
siriusisally: james just told me that remus fancies someone
