Pearl: Crushes are the worst
Siren: Yea, whenever I am around mine, I start acting stupid
Pearl: Pfft, you're always acting stupid
Siren: Yeaaa, don't think about that too hard
Pearl:
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Octavia: What's a thot?
Xandria: It's a thoughtful person
*later at the dinner table*
Kaoru: Here's the salt, Octavia
Octavia: Thanks Kaoru! You're such a thot!
Wilbur: *spits out water*
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Xandria: I can't take it anymore! I need someone to take me out!
Cloud: In a dating type of way, or assassination type of way?
Xandria: I dunno! Surprise me!
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Xandria: God knew I'd be too powerful if I could manage my emotions well.
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Kaoru: Why the hell are there bullet holes in our bathroom?
Lavender: There was a cockroach.
Harmony: And...?
Lavender: IT F*CKING STARTED FLYING TOWARDS ME.
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Autumn: *gets a papercut*
Kale under his breath: Hasn't he been through enough?
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Ani & Dani: We desire moisture.
Harmony: Please just say "I want water" like a normal people.
Cleo: To be fair, they are A.I's
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Elijah: what's scarier than a shark in a pool?
Griffin: loneliness
Autumn: being forgotten
Lai: the slow and endless marching of time that leads us all to an inevitable death
Cleo: i was gonna say two sharks in a pool but it doesn't seem relevant anymore-
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Jade: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.
Lavender: What?
Jade: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
Lavender: I love you
Jade:
Lavender:
Jade:
Lavender:
Jade:
Lavender: Also cereal qualifies as soup.
Jade: I fucking knew it.
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OC Book
RandomThis is just a book filled with random things of my OC's like challenges, bios, etc. Nothing to see here :)
