Last week was Valentine's day and yet Miles spent the supposedly happy day, alone. His beloved Squidward left him for that damn clarinet. Miles was done being sad that squidward left him, so he went to the best place to find a lover.
At Mcdonald's Miles ordered a soft serve ice cream to eat while waiting for his date that he got on facebook. Then an employee working at Mcdonald's came up to Miles to tell him the ice cream machine was broken. Heartbroken he looked up to see that the employee was his ex, Squidward. Squidward and Miles just stared at each other for a little while, then Miles stood up and said "hows that clarinet, bitch". Miles then grabbed Squidwards bald head and threw it. While Squidward stumbled back he accidentally kissed his boss. Then Squidward shouted "Miles, I'm done with that stupid clarinet. I want to get back with you". That's when Miles's facebook date walked in, Miles ignored him. Miles then went up to squidward and shoved him into the deep fryer, Squidward became calamari. Miles went over to the deep fryer and died, because he forgot to take off his bracelets. Annie walked in and ordered fresh calamari, and asparagus. The other employee was in the back while this all happened so they didnt know what happened. So the employee took calamari Squidward and dead miles which he mistook for asparagus and gave it to annie. They are now together in Annie's stomach. The End
