Call Me Hopeless, Not Romantic (Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil)

It's 4am, Girl Go Back To Sleep

most of the titles will be Mayday Parade song lyrics/titles so yea

I lay down on the sofa and sigh. My phone buzzes and I read the message.

From: Dan
heeey, sorry we got back so late, next time it'll be earlier :D

Next time? So, we will be going out more? I can live with that.
I turn off my phone and fall asleep on the sofa, not bothering to change or anything. I'm waaay to tired for that.

*timeskip*

It's funny how we meet people. You could be lifelong friends, or even worst enemies. This particular friend I met in a broken down elevator.
Olivia discovered that Dan and Phil were both YouTubers she liked, and she is constantly trying to get me to invite them over for pizza one night. Nu-uh... That would be a terrible idea.
1. Olivia will scream... A lot.
2. She will fangirl. A lot.
3. Can I really trust her with two of her 'idols'?
The answer to 3 is no, I can't. And I doubt I'll be able to do that anytime soon.
I also finally managed to get Phil's number, which took longer than expected. So, right now, at 4am, I'm texting/annoying Phil. Why not?

To: Phil☆
Hey Phil, did you know that most duck species are monogamous for a breeding season but they do not mate for life. It's a true fact.

To: Phil☆
Beavers possess a set of transparent eyelids which enable them to see under water!

To: Phil☆
A rat can go longer than a camel without having a drink of water.

From: Phil☆
Izobella, go to sleep.

To: Phil☆
Camals have lots of layers of eyelashes to protect their eyes from sandstorms.

From: Phil☆
Izzzzzzzz, I'm tired be quiet.

To: Phil☆
Hi tired, I'm Izobella!

From: Phil☆
.... go annoy Dan he is probably awake.

To: Phil☆
But Phillip, you ARE awake

From: Phil☆
Im asleep sshhhhhhhhh

Let's now annoy Dan!

To: Dan
Hey Dan, what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

To: Dan
Frostbite! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

From: Dan
excuse you i was looking at cats and i saw these messages now i cant find the cat again. also, that joke was terrible.

To: Dan
Wow, rude much. Phil was nicer he liked my facts about beavers and ducks.

From: Dan
I thought you wrote 'beavers and dicks' and i got really confused as to why you are sending dick facts to Phil at 4am.

To: Dan
4:20 blaze it. Im so funny
i'll send you dick facts if you want?

From: Dan
no, im perfectly okay with not knowing anything else about dicks...

From: Dan
anyway, Iz, you are probably sleep deprived it's 4:06... smh. just sleep already

To: Dan
You see, i would, but my bed is too far away and i can't be bothered to move.

From: Dan
i feel you

To: Dan
Id rather you didnt feel me... :/

I laugh at my own joke and end up falling asleep.

a.n
ok its short but im kinda running out of ideas?? idk..