Captain America Poetry (Anything Marvel related, really.)

House Guest

So... Thanos decided to comandeer a house in an unnamed suburb on planet earth and it doesn't go exactly as planned. Just a short drabble, really, of a human who isn't going to deal with Thanos' crap.

“Thanos, bro, Imma have to ask you to pick your big, purple ass up and get out.” 

“How dare–" 

“No, not daring, I ain’t daring you to do anything, I’m telling you to get off my couch before you crush it, you fucking Titan.” 

“I–"

“Yes, you, the opposite of I, because it’s your bubble butt on my couch, and I’m going to have to ask you to leave because you’re makin’ my other guests uncomfortable.” 

“Silence–“ 

“Seriously dude, I know you speak english, and even if your jaw line is hella fine and kinda looks like it’s been cut from stone, I can’t have you trashing this place! You broke my doorway on the way in and I’ll be taking that out of your intergalactic checking account– I mean, you have one of those, right?” 

“There’s no such–"

“Anyways, this has been fun but really get out before I go all exorcist on your ass, you’re lumbering around her like a giant, purple oompaloompa and it’s annoying the crap out of me and you already made my intern piss himself, so GO.”

“But–“ 

“GO.”