I don't want this Reincarnation

Chapter 2

"If you're going to be in a fairytale, what story do you want to be in and why?" January asked ask while we are traveling.

"If I'm in a fairytale??? I would probably pick beauty and the beast. I want to tame the beast and make it my pet." Blessy said.
"You're allergic to fur remember?" Serenity said. Blessy likes animals but she's allergic to fur so couldn't have any.
"I actually want to be Rapunzel with her long hair. I just want a long hair hahahaha." Rhyme said.
"You want a long hair that takes a whole day just to brush?" Serenity asked.
"I prefer that any day than here." Rhyme whispered the last part. "What about you Reni? Who would you want to be?" Rhyme asked.
"Me? Snow White. I want to befriend the evil step mom and ask her for some tips to not have wrinkles and still be beautiful?" Serenity said.
"You can ask mother gothel too. Both of them have beauty problems." I said while laughing.
"What about you Jan?" I asked January.
"I want to be mushu. But seriously maybe the story of Aladdin? I want to pet rajah and be the queen of agrabah if I'm Jasmine." January answered.
"We really need to set out our priorities. Most of us just want to have a pet." I said while face palming.
"I want to be Cinderella. I want to murder her step mother and stepsisters.I'm going to b*tch slap the hell out of them then I'm going to poison them." I confidently answered.

They just gave me the blank stare.

"B*tch what the f*uck?"Serenity asked.
"What? If I hate that person and decided to kill him/her I wanna make it miserable. Am I the weird one here?" I asked.
"Uh yes." They all answered.

"You know it's been 2 hours. Are we not there yet?" I asked Serenity.
"Do I look like I know the way there?" Serenity asked back.
"My butt is burning from all the sitting." Blessy said.
"Mine too." January said.
"Mine three."Rhyme said.
"I need to pee." I said to Serenity.

"Mamser I'm sorry. Our breaks are broken and I couldn't stop the bus." Shouted the bus driver. Oh my God! Are we gonna die?! Is this the omen I said earlier?!

"Don't panic. We're gonna make it." Serenity said. "Let's hold hands and hide under the seats." She added. We hold hands and hid until I felt like I'm being tossed around. My head hurts so bad and I couldn't feel their hands. It's getting harder and harder to breathe. Until....

I opened my eyes and saw something strange. I'm in an attic. Did I just got kidnapped?! I've already been in an accident and then I got kidnapped. What in the sh*tty world is this? Where's my friends? My family? What the f*ck?!

I searched around the room and saw a mirror  but what I saw there wasn't me. I mean wasn't my face. Why do I look like Goldilocks with blond hair? I also looked dirty. I'm dressed up like a maid. Is this what I think it is? Did I just got reincarnated?