Starry one-shots

Tax evasion

There had been many strange occurrences in the yellow house from loud music at various hours of the night to Vincent standing on the roof more times than anyone could count. But that day came the strangest occurrence of all. It was tax season and Vincent was currently working on trying to find someone online who could help him do his taxes. Paul was sitting on the couch scrolling through his phone. "Hey Paul? Who does your taxes?" Vincent asked in an effort to narrow his search. "I don't pay taxes" He said, not looking up from his phone. Vincent did a double take and stared at Paul in shock. "I'm sorry, what?" Paul shrugged and ran his fingers through his hair. "I don't pay taxes, I'm to sexy to pay money to the government." He said before taking a selfie. "P-P-Paul you can't just do that you have to pay your taxes Paul!" Vincent stuttered, his eyes bugging out of his head. Paul continued taking selfies as he spoke to Vincent. "I haven't been arrested yet, and if rich people can commit tax fraud, I can commit tax fraud. I'm better than them anyways." Vincent just stared at his friend for awhile. Paul continued taking selfies and after posting a few online he got up. "Stop gawking good boy, pay your taxes if you're so scared of the government, they aren't gonna get you." He said before leaving the room. Vincent took a moment to rethink his existence and went back to finding someone to help with his taxes.