Weird is Normal (Joel Glicker X Reader)

The Unexpected News

Y/ns pov:
When I left the cabin I saw Joel sitting by himself near the river. "I thought you weren't coming." He whispered. I just nodded and sat beside him. I was really missing home right now. I miss granny's cooking and mother teaching me how to trim the rose heads. I miss father teaching me knife throwing and when uncle fester gets stuck on the roof but I mostly missed lurch and his funny smile. Then I remembered I was at this camp. With bratty blonde girls and idiot boys.
(so sorry if you are blonde. I'm blonde myself lol)
Joel looked at me and asked me something "have you ever smiled Y/n?." I looked blankly at him and said "No." He seemed OK with it. I didn't know he was like me. No one understands me at all. Even the counselors. But when your an addams you get used to it. "what are you reading?" I asked. He looked at me and said "London Love" "is it dark" I asked. "yeah it is. Not all the time. It's all little poems in one big book. Would you like me to read you one?" "I guess." I replied even though I was quite excited to here this.... Poem.

Joel's pov:
I've never met anyone like Y/n. She sweet but dark and mysterious at the same time. I opened my book to the poem I was reading it was called "Bloody love". She liked the sound of it then I started to read:

Dark days in the little town of Surrey.
No one was in a hurray.
Except for a man.
Who had a mysterious plan.
To win back the love of his life.

It ate him at night to see red.
It was he could see in his head.
But death was around all.
Waiting for a rich ball.
To wait for the king to be dead.

His love had a black soul.
Her eyes shimmered like gold.
But up above.
Was a white dove.
In exchange for ashes and goals.

The man had rejected the dove.
And won his wife from a box of gloves.
But his hands were read.
The monarch was dead.
In exchange for the bloody love.

I think she liked it as she started to get tired. She looked restless. I can't blame her though. This place is horrible. I woke her up as she stood up and walked to her cabin. "I liked your poem. It was very... Relaxing." She said as she waved at me. I started to also walk back to my cabin as I picked up my book and went to sleep.

The next morning

Y/ns pov:
The next morning the three addams were in me and Wednesdays cabin for letter check. Wednesday opened the note as she looked horrified. "This is the worst thing that can happen to anyone in the entire world." She exclaimed. "Let me see." I shouted as I snatched the letter of her. "THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!" I thought.

Dear Children
You are invited to Fester Addams and Debbie Gellinskis Wedding.
Venue: Addams Family residence
Theme: Black
Date: 27th of October 1993
You can bring anyone with if you would like.
Please do think on coming
Deathly wishes
Gomez and Morticia Addams
(Father and Mother)

I turned to pugsley in horror and said "Uncle fester is getting married."
"But a wedding  is good news!" Becky Granger exclaimed.
"Who to?" Amanda slyly asked.
"The nanny" Wednesday answered.
"get out of the cabin! I'd kill myself the help!" Amanda screamed.
"Amanda it's alright." Garry said.
"No it's not! I think there whole family are some kind of science experiment. They all belong in a circus!" She screamed again.
"What did you say?" pugsley asked, ready to punch her.
"STOP! GROUP HUG!" Becky screamed. All the campers lined up and hugged each other. I looked terrified.
"Adams... Will a hug hurt?" Garry said in a sad tone.
"We don't hug" Wednesday said.
"are you sure?" Becky added
"yes we are" pugsley said.
"We're contagious" added Wednesday.
"Like the plauge." I finished.
Then Garry and Becky backed away.
"I'm sensing some friction. Something not alright." Garry started "But it's alright all the addams needed are some good friends, good fun...and a little time in the harmony hut!"

    OH NO!

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