88 Days (A Gravity Falls Y/N FanFic)Rewritten Ver.

Head Hunters

        "Thank you! I made this statue with my two hands! It's covered in my blood, sweat, and other fluids." Mabel said as a good few from the audience gave off an "Ew." As questions went on, the crowd soon learned that there was no pizza at the event they were currently at and started rampaging before leaving. "Yikes." Eden commented aloud. "Ha... That, was fun." I added on getting and walking to my coworkers, Eden trailing behind me. "Hey Y/N! Do you like the statue?" Mabel asked cheerfully making jazz hands at it. I chuckled nodding "Yeah-- wow-- You really are and arts n' crafts master." Mabel nodded "You bet!" "Uhm-- uh-- Who's that?" Dipper chimed in as I turned around to Eden who was looking to the side at the ruined setting. "Oh, that's just Eden, we live together." I explained as Mabel went up to shake hands with her "Hi! I'm Mabel!" Eden looked at Mabel and then at me before shaking her hand. "Uhm- Hello. You're one of the Pines? Y/N told me a bit about you haha." 'Wait.. I did? Huh, I probably mentioned it sometime..' "Welp! This was a disaster. I'mma go home dudes, see ya later!" Wendy shouted suddenly waving at all of s before getting on her bike and leaving.

"Ha.. Yeah, I should probably head out as well. Uhm. Gotta catch up on some chores at home." Eden claimed as well. "Awe, so soon?" I reply as Eden smiled in a more nervous manner, nodding. "Yeah... But hey! Gotta do something productive am I right?" "Yeah, sure. See ya!" I waved Eden off before turning to the others. "Soo, you need help cleaning up?" They all nodded. I nodded back "Alrighty." I then started to clean up the event. Looking at it all was... depressing. "Man, this is uh... A lot of damage. I can't believe they freaking did all of this over pizza!" I complained to myself stacking some of the knocked over chairs. Soos was taking down the stage, "Haha- yeah that sucked." I nodded in response and started picking up the trash left over on the grass. "Well, at least it can't get any worse than this." I said aloud.

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"Hey uh, dude? Remember how you said it couldn't get any worse than this?" I heard Soos say from the phone. It was now late in the morning, I had no work today, I was woken up by the call. "Uhm... Yeah?" I replied curiously. "Well uhm... I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this dude but uhm. Mr. Wax Pines is... dead." I blinked, rubbing my eyes before I found my head tilting into the phone more. "Hang on, did... Did you just say that someone killed a wax version of Mr. Stan?" I restated, my voice becoming more clear and louder. Soos almost started crying a bit. "That's what happened dude! Oh... This is bad... And those cop guys couldn't do anything about it either." Soos explained, "Mr. Pines said he's holding a memorial thing for him." 'Is, is our boss seriously this sad over a statue?' Well... Thinking about it more I guess it was Mabel's own crafty work, but for him to be attached to it? Man... "Man... That really sucks Soos, thanks for telling me. I'll be sure to buy some flowers today for him and stuff. That alright?" I offered, "Yeah, I think Mr.Pines is alright with that, you can come to the memorial if you want dude." Soos offered back as I shook my head to myself "Oh, no I couldn't do something like that man, it sounds really personal if he's holding a memorial. I'll just bring some flowers some time today." I rejected, we shared a few more words before I hung up. 'Man... Wonder what happened.' I stretched up to sit up right in my bed.. 'Fuck. I forgot what I dreamed about.' Well, I guess it didn't matter too much if I forgot about it. I looked over reading the clock, it was around 9:45 A.M. 'Might as well wake up now.' I thought to myself before getting ready for the day.

I dressed more casually, more black considering the events as of late. I thought it was kind of dumb to get so sentimental over something so inanimate but I didn't want to be rude. Eden said something about colors like black were to represent death? 'Man she's weird.' I thought to myself as I slipped my shoes one and headed out into the other door outside. It's that Garden Eden's always in all the time whenever she's not working. I slowly open the door and look outside, it's small, but nice. There was a section with with stuff like Carrots, Broccoli, and Cabbage. Another section was a bunch of herbs like Basil and Rosemary, the last section being a bunch of flowers. I could only remember the names of Black-Eyed Swans and Snap Dragons. I strolled over to her work table seeing garden scissors, a watering can, and a basket. 'Hm... Maybe I should ask her about this stuff. Is she still here?' I thought to myself going back inside and to the attic, pulling down the ladder and climbing up. Knocking on the ground as I got in the room. "Uhh, Eden? You still here?" The room was a normal looking room: Bed, dresser, window, laundry basket and a desk behind me. "Oh! Y/N! Hey—uhm." I heard Eden saw behind me. Turning around I saw her putting away some books and writing supplies before turning to me, "Did you need something?" I nodded in response, "Yeahh... So uhm, you remember yesterday with the whole 'My boss has a wax statue of himself?' thing?" Eden nodded waiting for me to proceed. "Yeah so uhm, that statue was murdered? And he's holding a memorial for it."