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Quackerjack and Megavolt: MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS!!!
Liquidator and Bushroot: We have food at home...
Negaduck: -drives through McDonald's, order a black coffee, then leaves-
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Liquidator: The science show!
Megavolt: Piano! -piano crashes on him- WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?!?!
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Chemist: Megavolt's amnesia be like... -turns on a song-
Song: DEJA VU!!! HAVE I BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE?-
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Lyra (AKA the Chemist): -reading- Hey Megs, what are we doing?
Megavolt: Wasting our lives.
Lyra: -looks up from her book and makes a wtf face at him- I meant for lunch-
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Negaduck: -looking online at trash cans-
Chemist: Umm... What's he doing?
Liquidator: Finding something to put you in!
Negaduck: -without moving or looking up from his computer- Actually, I already bought hers. This one's for you.
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Bushroot before finishing "Your Lie in April": UwU
Bushroot after finishing "Your Lie in April": -crying in a corner-
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DW: There's only one thing worse than a killer... -takes off a paper and revealed the word "Child" above "Killer"- Boom.
The Fearsome Five (And Chemist): -gasps- A CHILD!
DW: NO!!!!
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(To people who don't ship these two, sorry T^T)
Bushroot: -gives Liquidator some flowers- H-Here, Liquidator... I-I-I wanted t-to give you th-th-th-these as a thank y-y-you for helping me w-with my bank robbery...
Liquidator: -looks at the flowers- Um... That's pretty gay, dude.
Bushroot: -frowns- Y-You don't h-h-have to take t-t-them...
Liquidator: -takes them- I'll love them forever, back off.
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Bushroot: If Quackerjack has 23 bottles of dish soap and-
Megavolt: Wait, why does Quackerjack have so much dish soap?!?
Quackerjack: -stacking his soap- Mind your own beeswax, SPARKY!!!
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YOU ARE READING
Darkwing Duck Incorrect Quotes! (Plus OC)
HumorThis is just a incorrect quotes book I wrote on google docs a while ago! And yes, I know the cover art isn't mine, but I just can't draw this week. #Unmotivated T^T Hope y'all have a good laugh! NEW CHAPTERS SOON
