{Let the shipping commence.}
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Lyra: -drunk af- SsSpPaRkYyYyY!!! KiSs Me! -falls on Megavolt-
Megavolt: -catches Lyra and smirks- Don't call me 'Sparky' anymore and I might~
Lyra: -pats his head- Can't do that, Sparky.
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Bushroot: -singing "Smooth Criminal"-
Lyra: -banging a pot to the beat-
Bushroot and Lyra: Annie are you ok? -bang- Would you tell us? -bang- That you're ok? -bang-
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Bushroot: -filming Quackerjack and Megavolt- Two broooos! Chillin' in a hot tuuuuuub! 5 Feet apart cuz they're not gay-
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Quackerjack: -tries to pour cereal but instead it's lemons, then picks up a lemon- WELP! When life gives you lemons! -end music-
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Megavolt and Chemist: -kiss-
Quackerjack: -hold hand out in front of Negaduck- Pay up, bub.
Negaduck: -puts money in his hand aggressively, then leaves, grumbling-
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Liquidator to Nega Honker: So what is your opinion on The Fearsome Five?
Nega Honker: -flips him off- And why should I tell YOU??
Liquidator: ... Where are your parents?
Nega Honker: -walks away-
Liquidator: -to the camera- Kid's sketchy. Back to you, Lyra.
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Megavolt: Click! Turning out all the lights.
Bushroot: We're the bad guys tonight!
Quackerjack: Finish your tasks while we sneak around.
Liquidator: Trekking through the halls and corridors
Chemist: Breaking wires and closing doors
Negaduck: I reckon we shouldn't make any sounds.
Bushroot: Try to stop them so they'll rest
Negaduck: We'll put all their trust to the test
Chemist: They have trust issues cuz everyone seems to blend in. They are so confused, don't know who to apprehend.
Quackerjack: They have trust issues in the back of all of their heads. They don't know who to accuse, guess they'll find out in the end!
Me: -music stops and I start dancing and ruining the song- Don't be suspicious -claps- Dooon't be suspicious! -claps- Don't be suspicious -claps- Doooon't be SuSpIcIoUs-
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Quackerjack and Negaduck: -betting on where Megavolt is gonna take Lyra to on their date-
Megavolt: I'm taking her to the movies, you bozos.
Quackerjack: -grins wide and opens his hand out to Negaduck-
Negaduck: -hands him $200- You little cheat...
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Darkwing Duck Incorrect Quotes! (Plus OC)
HumorThis is just a incorrect quotes book I wrote on google docs a while ago! And yes, I know the cover art isn't mine, but I just can't draw this week. #Unmotivated T^T Hope y'all have a good laugh! NEW CHAPTERS SOON
