{Let more shipping commence}
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Bushroot: Where's Megavolt, Chemist, and Quackerjack?
Negaduck: They're playing hide and seek.
Bushroot: Where?
Negaduck: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Bushroot: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Megavolt: Have everyone stand.
Chemist: Bring three more chairs!
Quackerjack: The most important ones can sit down.
Negaduck: Kill three.
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Bushroot: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Megavolt: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Liquidator: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Quackerjack: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Negaduck: My moral code, is that you?
Bushroot:
Bushroot: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Bushroot: You're a loose cannon, Megavolt.
Megavolt: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Liquidator: I think you play by your own rules.
Quackerjack: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Bushroot: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Megavolt: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Negaduck is a loose cannon.
Negaduck: *smashes a chair*
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Bushroot: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Liquidator: Three words.
Bushroot:
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Megavolt: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Chemist: You and me!!!
Megavolt, tearing up: Okay.
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Megavolt: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Chemist: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Megavolt, desperately, as Chemist bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chemist: Oh! B positive.
Megavolt: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chemist:
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Megavolt: I'm going to take you out
Chemist: great, it's a date!
Megavolt: I meant that as a threat.
Chemist: See you at five! *kisses him nose*
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Liquidator: Can I be frank with you guys?
Megavolt: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Chemist: Can I still be Chemist?
Quackerjack: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Darkwing Duck Incorrect Quotes! (Plus OC)
HumorThis is just a incorrect quotes book I wrote on google docs a while ago! And yes, I know the cover art isn't mine, but I just can't draw this week. #Unmotivated T^T Hope y'all have a good laugh! NEW CHAPTERS SOON
