❝𝒀𝒖𝒏.𝑬𝒏𝒕|| 𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝑭𝒊𝒄❞

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Jessi : Why are my cards white today? Does pd nim trust me enough now?

Stellar maknae line, out of nowhere : IM A DIFFERENT TYPE OF BEAST, BEAST, BEAST

Jessi : AH FUCK YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME-

Stellar maknae line : Awe eonnie kiyowooooo

Stellar unnie line : *embarrassed*

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Jessi, counting the girls : Why are these so many of you?

Krystal : Well, it's not our fault you have so many fans~

Jessi, in english : ay you little liars

Nix, in english : Welcome to jesshit-show, guys!

Jessi : *shook*

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Jessi : Let's go baby, introduce your selves

Stellar : SHINE! BRIGHT!! HELLO, WE ARE JEBBIES!!

Jessi : SPARE MY BLUSHES YOU CUTE LITTLE SHITS-

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Jessi : So are you here to promote or?

Aera : We didn't threaten to burn the company to promote our album.

Jessi : these gals are so sw- wait burn the faqin' company?!

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Other groups doing intro :

Jessi : Jessi e

The group, acting sexy : Show!terview

And our dramatic stellar :

Jessi : Jessi-

Stellar, hugging the life out of jessi and twerking cutely : SHIT-SHOW!!

Jessi : *dead*

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Jessi : I love these gals already

Sunil : It's impossible not to love us

Jessi : Can I even interview them?

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Leah : *explaining their concept*

Jessi : So you guys just fuck the world and do what you want, baja? (right?)

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Alice : Our babies are rebellious