❝𝒀𝒖𝒏.𝑬𝒏𝒕|| 𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝑭𝒊𝒄❞

Incorrect Dorthea

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Miyeon ;; What if a zombie apocalypse happens in 5 years and all the dead rise against us?

Jade ;; I'll lock myself in an underground bunker and make the entire world explode

Miyeon ;; That's not how it works Jade-

Yeojin ;; I'll go jump off a building real quick- bury my body in steel armor so that I win the fight against the living bitches ah-HA!

Soojin ;; It's three in the morning y'all wtf-

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Principal ;; Ayumi has been threatening her classmates saying she will burn their hair.

Soojin ;; Why did you do it, Ayu baby?

Ayumi ;; Some pig said that my plushie was ugly :(

Rest of the Dorthea members ;; *shedding proud tears* we raised her up perfectly

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Amber ;; I'm done packing!

Yeojin ;; You just crumpled your clothes into balls and threw them in the suitcase-

Amber ;; *dabbing* I folded them into circles

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Soojin ;; *accidently breaks the glass plate for the millionth time*

Rest of the Dorthea ;; Oh no-

Ners ;; Our plate-

The entire world ;; It's broken-

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Dorthea in their free time-

Ayumi ;; *sings and dances to baby shark*

Soojin ;; *tries to bake some cookies without burning the butter paper*

Miyeon ;; *sleeping with a face mask on*

Meanwhile Jade and Yeojin-

"EXCUSE YOU BUT BRO I CLEARLY SAW YOU TAKING THE PLUS FOUR CARD WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING!"

"I DID NOT- YOU FOLDED AND THREW AWAY ONE OF YOUR CARD SO THAT YOU CAN DECLARE UNO!"

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Miyeon ;; *accidently switches off the tv instead of changing the channel*

Amber ;; Did it hurt?

Miyeon ;; *flattered* when I fell from the heaven?

Amber ;; No

Amber ;; When you bonked your head on the wall to be this stupid

Rest of the Dorthea ;; OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

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Ayumi ;; Guys, I had a doubt-

Miyeon ;; Yeah?

Ayumi ;; How are kids made?

Jade ;; Fuck

Amber ;; Well first you have a Mommy and a Daddy-

Yeojin ;; *covers Amber's mouth before she can spill tHiNgS* and they decide to have a kid!

Ayumi ;; but where do they come from?

Soojin ;; FROM BABY CORP!

Ayumi ;; okay, thanks unnie! *walks away*

Rest of the Dorthea ;; Nice save-

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gUeSs wHo tHis? nvm we ain't built like sherlock so yeah it's me jade :D

I actually tried to be original- some ideas are from ready-made incorrect quotes (like 40% maybe?) and rest is just my brain's crack-headedness sjsjjsjsjs

I HOPE IT WAS FUNNY OMG AND LOVE Y'ALL MWAH