❝𝒀𝒖𝒏.𝑬𝒏𝒕|| 𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝑭𝒊𝒄❞

━━━━ ˗ˏ 🍨 ˎ˗‍‍‍‍ 𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖺𝗋, 𝖣𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖾𝖺 𝖢𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗌 𝖢𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄

Miyeon: farts are ghosts of the food we eat

Amber: how do i delete a person

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Santa: I forgot your gift so you get one wish

Jasmine: i wish for more wishes

Santa: you can't wish for more wishes

Jasmine: i wish more santas

Santa: holyshit,

all the new santas: holyshit-

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Yeojin: is there a spirit in this house?.

ouija board : yes

Yeojin: good, the rent is $750 every month and is due every 1st.

ouija board: wtf

Yeojin: plus electricity and water bill

ouija board: dude at least make it $500 or im leaving

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Chaehyun: we need to talk

Chaehyun, reading from a newspaper:
a 19 year old female held a one girl protest, chained herself to a gate outside of BigHit Entertainment and sang 'Like It' by Yoon Jongshin repeatedly until the member who ate her ramen was disciplined

Millane: who told them I'm 19?

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Soojin: are you http? Because I'm :// without you

Jade: how the-

Jade: how the fuck did you said that
out loud.

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Nix: have you ever read something so

explicit that you feel the need to go to

church and stay there for a year?

Leah: send it to me

Nix: NO

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Alice: Heera just sent me a message

Alice: and she told me that "when you sit on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole to a city wide network of connected buttholes"

Alice: now I wanna disable my ability to read

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Ayumi: I'm grounded?

Miyeon: yes you are grounded

Soojin: you disobeyed us again

Jade, holding a shovel: and now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson

Yeojin: dude that's not how grounding
works..

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Murderer: run if you want to live

Sunil: *starts sprinting*

Murderer: NO NOT TOWARDS ME