Chapter 5

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Lai's Hoes

Lai Lai
Is everybody up and ready? Let's do role call. Say ready if you are so we can finalise everything.

Juice
Ready

Princess Dagger
Ready

Yachty
Ready

AnimeBoy
Ready

Carti
Done

SpicyCurry
Readyyyy

Trippie
Ready!

Boogers
Hereee

Yo Pierre
Readddyyyy pull up

Lai Lai
Yay everyone replied on time!

SpicyCurry
You say that like we never online

Yachty
You should not be saying that my brother

Yo Pierre
Mans talks once every three months. Always chilling with Kenny and NEVER ME!

SpicyCurry
His beats just go harder like the grunge type that I like

Yo Pierre
Just say you don't fuck with my shit instead of making me feel bad

Juice
I'm siding with Jordan here

Yo Pierre
Thank you!

SpicyCurry
Okay

Boogers
He thought he ate ha ha

Lai Lai
Broooooo that shit was so stupid

AnimeBoy
Sorry to be the lame person but why are we called Lai's Hoes?

Trippie
Bro we've been over this

Princess Dagger
Why's he acting brand new?

Carti
You know Symere be stupid sometimes

AnimeBoy
I BE STUPID SOMETIMES? YOU'RE THE DEFINTION OF STUPIDITY

Carti
Now why we lying?

AnimeBoy
I don't have time for this. Lai where you at?

Lai Lai
I'm in the sprinter right now on my way to the first house

Juice
Who's exactly?

Lai Lai
It's a surprise everybody just be ready and Jah please don't forget to pick up Stokeley y'all will go yourselves and do not tell him what's going on!

Princess Dagger
I got you!

Lai Lai
Thank you. NOW GET OUT THE HOUSE!

AnimeBoy
STOP HONKING I'M LOCKING THE DOOR!

Lai Lai
Okay :)

AnimeBoy
I'm so glad I'm first I get to sit next to Lai Lai! Kpop drive?

Carti
Please lord no

Trippie
I can't do this for 4 hours

Yo Pierre
*starts crying *

SpicyCurry
Wait because Kpop kinda fire especially the girls!

Lai Lai
See why I like you so much

Boogers
Yeah Kpop actually fucking fire

AnimeBoy
Smh you don't stop do you?

Juice
Bro this nigga working 9 to 5

Princess Dagger
Always tryna score points

SpicyCurry
EDY SHE DON'T WANT YOU!

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