Couldn't be me (Sasuke Love Story)

Team 7

It was lunch break so I was walking down the path and I see Sasuke running towards me with absolute joy in his eyes.

"There's no way that's him, he's acting just like Naruto"

"Wait a sec"

I narrowed my eyes at the boy as he passed me.

"Hey Aiya-chan," he said still running.

"Oh wait it is Naruto"

"What did he do this time"

"My guts tell me I should go find Sasuke"

I retrace Naruto's steps and find myself back at the Academy.

"Is he here"

"Yes, go around the building and jump up"

I followed her instructions and sure enough, I find the duckbutt boy all tied up. He looked very pissed. As I walked towards him, his expression turns into confusion. I carefully rip off the tape that was covering his face so he could speak.

"What are you doing here"

"Well I saw a happy-go-lucky version of you pass me by and I couldn't help but be curious, now tell me, how did Naruto manage to tie you up"

"He just caught me off guard with that shadow clone jutsu," he looked away probably embarrassed.

"Oh right, he did tell me he learned that new trick, so do you need help getting out"

"I'll be fine," he said as he used a body replacement jutsu."Where is Naruto and why did he transform into me"

"Seriously, your smart can't you figure it out"

"Just tell me"

"I'll give you a hint"

He just looked at me curiously.

"Sakura is on this team"

His eyes widen as he dashed out of the room. I couldn't help but let out an amused laugh.

I walked back towards the park to see Sakura squealing and blushing. The sight of her made me slightly cringe.

"He didn't do what I think he did, did he?"

"She's not passed out on the floor so he probably didn't go that far"

"Did he chicken out, that's not like him"

"Maybe something happened"

"Oh well, I don't care anyways"

When I was about to leave, I heard Sakura talking to Sasuke but I chose to ignore it until something she said caught my attention.

"You know, he doesn't have any parents, right"

Sasuke and I both gave her a death glare but she didn't notice and kept talking.

"He selfishly does whatever he wants! My parents would get mad at me if I did something like that! There are no parents to nag you if it's just you alone. So his selfishness comes out at various times!"

At this point I was pissed.

"I'm gonna drop-kick this bitch"

"DRAG HER"

Sasuke was about to say something but I cut him off.

"You should really shut up"

"What," Sakura says turning to face me and Sasuke does the same.