johnlock texts

Sherlock for the last time, you aren't helping me make Mycroft's Birthday cake!-JW

Why can't I???-SH

Remember last year?-JW

Let it gooooo John! I put a little to much food dye in the frosting and everyone had blue teeth for a week but that's all in the past!-SH

I'm not going to argue about this. You are going shopping with Greg for supplies and not helping with the cake.-JW

Whose Greg?-SH

GREG LESTRADE!!!-JW

oh...-SH

Please try to keep that in your mind palace until after the party at least.-JW

Okay. I will!-SH

Alright then. I have to go and send invitations and make dinner. Bye, love. See you soon.-JW

Okay. Bye darling. See you very soon.-SH