johnlock texts

where are you?-SH

I'm getting a new cake because Mycroft ate the first one. Why?-JW

I'm BORED!!-SH

When are you not bored?-JW

When I'm with you-SH

Oh My God!!!!-JW

What?!?! I thought that's what average minded people said to be romantic????-SH

That's why I said it!! The great Sherlock Holmes is a sappy romantic!!!!-JW

Sappy?? What the fuck, John! I am not a sappy person!! Take it back!-SH

Never!! You are a sappy romantic!!-JW

So are you!-SH

No shit, Sherlock! Everyone knows that!!-JW

Piss off, Watson!-SH

If that's what you want than no sex tonight!!-JW

WHAT??? That's not fair!!-SH

Than admit that you Sherlock Holmes, world's only consulting detective are a sappy romantic!!-JW

But, JAWN!!!!-SH

No buts!!-JW

FINE!! I Sherlock Holmes am a sappy romantic but only for the man I love, John Watson.-SH

AWWWW!!! SHERLOCK!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH-JW

Sex??-SH

YES-JW