johnlock texts

Mycroft I swear if you don't wear the sweater then I'm going to make you sleep on the couch!!!!-GL

The couch isn't that bad Gregory.. remember fourth of July?-MH

Oh.. I'm not going to make you sleep on the couch in the den.. you are going to sleep on the couch in play room..-GL

Not the kids' couch!!!!!!!! Its covered in gum, juice, dried playdough, moldy cereal, and pee!!!-MH

wow.. we really need to pay closer attention to how clean the house needs to be... and buy a new couch..-GL

You said you didn't want any maids or bulters. So we got rid of them..-MH

I don't want strangers cleaning our house for a few hours.. We need to be normal, actual parents and clean the house ourselves!!!!!-GL

Fine... I will cancel everything and we will have a family cleaning daay.-MH

Great!! Oh, and you have to pick up Ashton and Charlie fom school. Charlie has four dance practices today and she can't be late. Ashon doesn't have piano this week, but he has football and rugby practices right after school and John and I promised him and Sherlock that John would teach them how to bake a cake...-GL

Okay I will make sure to get them on time in the right place.. John does realize that the only person in the Holmes family that can cook is mother and she isn't a very good cook... and baking is straight off the table..-MH

Mycroft.. seriously? you do realize that John and I both are amazing cooks/bakers... if I can handle you then he can handle them..-MH

Okay.. I haave to go.. there has been a misunderstanding between some guards and the queen...-GL

Stealing ashtrays again?-GL

yes.. Sherlock just had to have one..-MH

It will be fine love.. bye I love you.-GL

goodbye, love. I love you too.-MH