So I'm sitting in the culina, waiting for Grumio, our chef, to come in. All I wanted was to know what was for dinner, but I got so much more than that.
Apparently, Grumio thought it was okay to get a little...ahem...flirtatious. How about no?
Okay, maybe a little. But you can't tell anyone.
Truth is, I've liked Grumio since I bought him. He's got the body of a man who drinks too much, the cooking skills are just a plus.
I love his special peacock recipe, but I'd love to get a certain other cock recipe.
Excuse that, I got a little wound up. I haven't felt this alive since I met my husband, Caecilius, back in 50
A.D.
All of the spark I used to have with Caecilius has worn off, and is slowly being replaced with Grumio.
How long can I get away with this?
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Eheu! A Caecilius Scandal
FanfikceCaecilius is cheating on Metella with Melissa, their ancilla. But what Caecilius doesn't know is that Melissa is cheating on Grumio, her husband, with him! The real secret is that Metella is cheating on Caecilius with Grumio. And, as always, Quintus...
