Nurse Shoyo h.harem

Payment?

(Thank you to @tiramisu_29  for the idea!)

Shoyou reached out and grabbed natsu's hand, pulling her tordwards himself.

"Well? I would like a response? Or do you not value your ability to produce sperm?"Shoyou threatened, his voice calm and pleasant, though his eyes had a spark in them that might be considered crazy by some standards.

Tsukishima visibly gulped. This was the extremely tame version of crazy Shoyou, and He'd had the misfortune of meeting him at 100%. The memories alone scared him, not that he' admit it aloud, and this instance brought back more than a few.

Now, Shoyou was kind of just playing with him right now. That's not to say he won't sic Natsu on the beanpole, but the whole situation isn't that serious and he's knows that.

But fuck life if seeing Tsuki Damn near trembling before him isn't satisfying.

"Uh.. We could... hang...out..like you're always asking me?" Tsukishima forced out.

Kozume's frown deepened, though he said nothing.

A part of him liked seeing Shoyou like this, and another part hated that Tsukishima was there to witness it.

"Oh really? My, my.. you don't sound very happy with that plan.." Shoyou trailed, holding in a smirk and instead presenting a bored expression.

Natsu's face twitched and she glared at the blonde in question.

"Nope. I'm happy. Super happy." Tsukishima said with that "For the customers smile".

Shoyou scoffed and rolled his eyes. 

Offensive, really that Tsukishima thought he could convince, or rather trick, him with that act.

"It seems i'm detecting the slightest twinge of sarcasm," Shoyou stated, sarcastic himself.

Tsukishima glanced a the pre-teen that seemed ready to pounce at any moment.

The back at Shoyou's Beautiful face.

In Tsuki's head, agreeing would be absolutely ideal, as he could kill 3 birds with one stone persay.

1) He wouldn't be beat up.

2) He'd get to spend time with shoyou.

3) He could keep this weird scowling guy from touching Shoyou.

Win-win-win right?

Kozume didn't like that idea much.

He should have picked a different café, this one had a rude-ass dinosaur hat was too close to his shoyou.

Also, y'know the whole Tsuki being there, third wheeling if you ask Kenma (Fourth if you ask natsu).

The whole situation peeved him.

He didn't like this guy.

"Okay. Can-...May... I hang.. out with... you?" Tsukishima asked, trying his best to sound genuine.

The attempt was pathetic, but it's the though that counts..?

"Hmmm.... Natsu?" SHoyou thought or a second and turned to the girl.

She blinked.

She hadn't been expecting this.

She was expecting she could just kind of go feral mode and not have to worry about anything other than 'Hurt, Attack, mean, hurt.' over and over.

That's what she usually did when beating up bad people.