Aizawa, finally crashing from drinking too much caffeine: Dr. Phil had an abortion and wears crocs filled with silicone and on St. Patrick's day if you still wanna go to the steak house with mom and I.
Midnight: ...Huh?
Aizawa: yeah we have an entire box filled with salt water we just need to get it plugged into the elevator so if you have a cinnamon stick just bring it home alright?
Mic: ...ok.
Aizawa: alright see you in five minutes fossilised protein powder. *leaves the room*
Midnight: ...
Mic: ...
Midnight: Ok lemme say what everyone else is thinking: what the FUCK just happened?
