Stain: It occurs to me that if I ever happen to move into a house that is haunted, which is very likely, I'm dumb, if the ghost doesn't get fed up with all the other annoying shit that I do to where they just start violently attacking me, the fact that when my apartment makes a weird sound I'm unfamiliar with my first reaction is to turn to the sound and go "Shut the FUCK up", is probably what's gonna get me ghost murdered. But if you get murdered by a ghost, wouldn't that just make me the ghost's roommate? So they just have to keep putting up with me. Hmm. I still win.
