*on a road trip*
Toga and Magne, singing: Every woman is a lesbian at heart~! Every woman is a lesbian at heart~!
Dabi: you can't possibly say that every woman is a lesbian.
Toga: why not?
Dabi: cos they're not! None of the girl pro heroes are lesbians. My mum's not a lesbian.
Magne: How do you know?
Dabi: how do I know my mum's not a lesbian?
Shigaraki: What he's trying to say is you can't make grand sweeping generalisations. It's not acceptable.
Magne and toga: ...Every woman is a lesbian at heart~! Every woman is a lesbian at heart~! Every woman is a lesbian at heart~! Including Dabi's mum~!
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