Frozen Down Under: (an Elgebob Frozen pants fanfiction)

Part 1: intro

Elsa

I have never met a man that could fill in all my desires into one person. This one persons name is Sponge Bob. Sponge Bob and I have been together for almost 3 years now, we got engaged during our second year, and the wedding is getting closer and closer everyday. But there still something missing in our life. A baby. Sponge Bob and I have been trying to conceive but it fails every time. This is due to the fact that every time we make love I tend to freeze him because of my freezing powers.

This happens daily, we usually try for a baby everyday hoping to maximize our chances, but we fail everything because of me.

I mean it's kinda hard for me, I can't control myself or my fluids. It usually happens when I'm singing 'let it go' into his ear when he's about to..., well you know what I mean. It's a habit that can't be fixed I guess.

I live with Sponge Bob in his pineapple house under water. I usually have to wear a fish tank on my head to block out all of the water, but I mostly wear a full body suit because we don't want to risk the chances of me freezing the entire ocean. Even though it's hard we always make it work.

Beside our house is the nastiest of them all. Squidward. He's a mean old squid that bothers us for the tiniest of things, he tends to stay away from me though, I still wonder why to this day.

And beside the mean old squid is Sponge Bobs best friend, Patrick. Patrick is a starfish that I worry about daily. I mean every time he calls I always ask "who is this" because he doesn't have caller ID. once I have asked this into the phone Patrick yells "THIS IS PATRICK" and hangs up. I mean he's a good guy, but kinda psycho.

Sponge Bob also has a pet snail who's name is Gary. I'm kinda frightened by Gary only because he meows instead of making the noise a snail would make. I mean is he a snail-cat or something? But other then that Gary and I have bonded over the past few years and I now call him one of my favourite pets.

Right now I sit at home waiting for Sponge Bob to get home so we can try again for a baby. I wait alone in our room in my body suit.

Sponge Bob works at a restaurant called 'The Krusty Crab" where he makes 'krabbie patties'. I've tried one before but they look kinda scary looking.

And now I wait for the Sponge to get home.

Sponge Bob

As I grill more patties I keep thinking about Elsa. I mean I love her to death but every time we try to make love she freezes me! I mean every time she does it she apologizes and tells me it will never happen again but it does happen again! I tell her it's no big deal and it's just something to work on, but I don't think she wants to work on it.

Elsa and I have been together for 3 years now. She has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. For the last 4 months Elsa and I have been trying to conceive a child, but we always fail because midway into our love making she freezes me. It sucks to think that we may never be able to create a child of our own but maybe it's for the best.

Once my shift is over I make my way back home. I have a feeling that Elsa is waiting for me so we can try again but I already know what the outcome will be.

I open the front door and there she is, she stands up and gestures me to the bedroom.

I guess I'm gonna freeze again.

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First chapter of this messed up fanfic😂

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