sanders sides headcanons

*wakes from the dead* more patton

sorry if these are repeated, i don't want to reread the book again because i don't feel like it

- easily overwhelmed

- prone to sensory overload

- tired right now

- dislikes the cold

- really likes the little holiday sugar cookies that you buy unbaked and bake them at home

- cries just a little bit when he gets any big feeling, including happiness and anger

- asks questions that could very easily be answered on google but just in case a friend has some rant stored up about the subject, they could talk about it

- mini mnm enjoyer

-enjoys hugging people over being hugged

- frequently spacing out

- dislikes the needlessly sexual lyrics of early 2010s party songs but really digs the beat

- enjoys john mulaney standup

- sings "cheer up charlie" to virgil when he's sad because it's cheesy enough to make virgil laugh

- forgets to breathe concerningly often

- favorite christmas song is "underneath the tree" by kelly clarkson

- frequent snacker of goldfish crackers

- eczema on his inner elbows and wrists

- leg bouncer

- impulsive purchases and general descisions, which are part of the reason why he and logan need each other

- could be an SCP if he wanted to

- says swear words regularly actually, usually alone, but it's not a shock to the others when he does in front of them

- actually feels empty a lot, i think this is a trauma response but i just heard about it on a tumblr post once and was like "oh yeah that makes sense"

- when he's emotional, he is VERY emotional

- in charge of spotify holiday playlists

- wishes that he was as stupid as he's perceived because thinking and knowing is not a very good feeling actually

- face would melt off if he were ever exposed to 100 gecs

- one of the most supportive people out there

- firm believer that cringe culture is dead, but he doesn't know the saying, he just knows that everyone's interests are valid as long as they arent harmful

- very open to trying different fashion styles

- started frequently painting his nails after he found out that it felt great on him

- generally hyper, usually not especially noticeably, but very bouncy and has random spurts of energy

- describes his feelings in colors that he doesn't know the name of

- dopamine deficient in some way. he can't really identify it totally. he just knows that his brain doesn't produce enough happy sauce.